sorry everyone

i may have been. drinking.
This photo is not from last night, but it accurately portrays what i did yesterday evening.
it's quite amusing, so i won't delete the post, but for now, dignity is not the thing is have


the face above is the face i wear around auckland near all of the time.

I have a fan in auckland!!! the guy that writes e is for ernest
steven's on the way to ACTUALLY making friends. (hannah doesn't count: she is probably a figment of my imagination)
The internal battle:
"you're finally making friends!"
"no I'm not"
"I'm just trying to be encouraging"
"..."

it WAS raining and hazy and terrible this morning, but life had a talk with weather and decided to make a sunny, hot day for steven to suffer.

I HAVE TO BE THIN

I HAVE BEEN HICCUPOING HEAVIUKEY.



HANANNAH HAS BEEN HEAVILY EMOTIONING OVER THE PHONE.


BITC H HAS FEELINGS OVER EZPENSIVE PHONE.



BITCH

I AM NOT DRUNK......IM FINE. STEVEN IS DEPRESSED. HE IS ONLY PROJECTING.

EVERYU ONE FUCK OFF

foreign comics,



all of those who can't be bothered readintg theae un ROTATED OMICS, YOU CAN Aalllll FUCK OFF.


BITHES

.


PAIGESM, UST NI HAAAAN SOOK'.,

I NEED A CIG.

THE REAK LIGE

thishappens. The ony friend i have in elam is hannah and ahe does'nt even go to elam. "aaaiee used to !!!"
we just get drunktogether alllll the time. very single weeekend, likea ritual. todaym this friday *(pre-weekend) it is tea and cheap cehap vokka. lots of rollies too. goddam tax.


i may be srartying to make friends though... with noraml poeple. it will never happen, but i may hioe and wish and pray to non-existentr goda.


you guys, you all listeners AND FOLLOWERS, MY MINIONS, SHOUILD LISTEN TO TINY VIPERS. ALSO i have been experimentting with claymation and claymation . i will post it when it lets me.


hhh


auckland is terrilbles

every single mother Fuckig weekend>
thisd week it is the 24 dol:lard ODKA AND TEA.
CHEAP READ BULL AND TEA . EARL GREY.


i am 63 kg. AFTER! BIG LUN H.
I MA doing well.
so
well



bitch

not enough neopoints

bindi

Putting a cigarette out on my forehead will NOT mean that i have a bindi, and i WILL struggle no matter how hard you pin me down between your thighs.

misery

four years, four years fo misery.

Take two.

I lied Callum. I said two more, but it was actually five.
I need help...

YES

Shortcut

"AUGH

You know what those rounded edges mean...

I bought Gogol today for 7 dollars, super excited about reading it. Haven't had time yet due to some serious webcomicing

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thanks for the advice