why is it called corned beef anyway?

dining table

7

the life of william is a series. and must be read from number one.
please
sorry
shit

6

5

i wish i had bad eyesight

4

a typical night in the cell.

nice jacket hannah.

This is how we deal with the tax going up at Elam.

Floyd's sculpture.

Soo "art school"

excellent adjective, thanks Dominique.

the things we do for art

Anna's sculpture

post sequel

so many goddam hills.

you can't hear it, but there is post-music experimental sounds playing in the background.

The Things we do at Elam

I didn't realise how strong plaster of paris ACTUALLY is.

Also, plaster expands as it sets AND heats up. My toes were trapped, burnt and deprived of blood for near two hours.

It took an hour to hammer myself out WITH help. Suffering brings people together.

"peep-toes"

feeling good

you don't know how fucking ugly you really are

advice

bloooooob

how the hell you fill up??

thanks again to the archives of brother dearest in yonder capital

From the Archive of: Brother.

Public Law
Public Lawless.

He does Law and Commerce, Thank you

a good day

these two things make a good evening in.

as does Edgar Allan Poe.

for hannah's ...th birthday

you may photoshop out the "hannah" and send this card to your loved ones

i bet kate moss was like "what a fucking bitch"

pete doherty is hot.
what about the wolfman-
carl barat.

he's probably making his own music, so nme is lke meh.

who p

This i what i smoke noe

i have also discovered, along with excellent misery and self-hatred cigarettes, that gin is that good drink to have.

it beats the coffee and vodka that happened the previous few friday/saturday/wednesdays.

also fejoas crucsh and left to mull in vodka and gin is also very good.

Bitch took the bowl.

This is actually more dismal than amusing. People take cutlery and weird things from the kitchen, EVEN THOUGH you have little wire baskets that clearly suggests: "THIS STUFF BELONGS TO SOMEONE; DON'T TAKE IT OR THEY WILL HAVE TO HAVE THEIR SOUP FROM A FUCKING PICKLE JAR!!!".

KARL LAGERFELD FOR HOUSEWIVES

you won't get this unless you know who this man is:


"Chic, impractical rubber gloves in muted canary yellow (also comes in dishwashing liquid green): an essential for the housewife who like to clean in style."- Karl Lagerfeld.

like an arrow

they actually have anvils at Elam. I thought they only existed in extremely violent but amusing cartoons from the fifties

Baked goods

you either run out or never get any punched out

the paper i am doing

The Life of William 2

graphs are the lazy people's comic

and i am feeling lazy

my to do lists

this happened on Friday, but i don't recall ever there being a pen in my hand..

I'm not sure if waking up to this is the good things or the really bad thing...